"Freedom in America is like a drive-thru. What ya see on tha sign don't look
anything like what gets dumped in your lap." --- William Bryan Massey III

"You're a bad motherfucker." --- Hank Williams III

FW WEEKLY SAYS:
AHA's Very Own William Bryan
Massey III Best Burger Maker

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