"Greetings from Prague. Hey, I just found your website and I'm really enjoying this stuff. You guys don't seem to give yourselves enough credit. You come off as these tough, blue collar men who can only read the labels off of Budweiser beer cans but, in reality, I think you guys have done your reading. What kind of redneck reads Kafka? You guys are something else." --- Stanley Olmstead

"Hey, I am a big fan of this site and your writings. The stuff you guys write is real shit and not some gay ass fantasy of the U.S. and the world at large." --- Ben Croomes

Reading is a fundamental element of gaining knowledge so that you can try to make sense out of this fucked up world we're all trapped in. The white trash, anti-hero literature you'll find here will possibly help you live a better life by learning you what not to do. Anti-Hero Art's writers don't write any flowery bullshit. They type out their everyday reality, even if it's fiction. Their words will provide for you a truly brutal outlook on their low life travails and tribulations. Now, go ahead, motherfucker, and make their day. Read.


     HIPPY STEVE'S ...AND ANOTHER DAMN THANG
A beer drinkin' redneck mofo straight outta Godley, Texas, Hippy Steve is a free spirit who spent time on a Navy sub during the Cold War. Today he's livin' day-to-day, working for the man, keepin' Keystone Light in bidness practically by his ownself, takes photographs of cool shit and listens to Southern-fried rock 'n roll, motherfucker.

DIRTY HOWIE'S DIRTY JOB --- This smartass jokester has been humbled by life, over and over, yet he still stands --- and has no fucking idea why. He will make you think about things you'd rather not think about or else you're too dumb to notice in the first place.

SCARY GARY'S PLACE --- This Vietnam vet's horrifying visions of everyday life will, no doubt, make you feel like your life is a piece of cake compared to his. Like he says, "There ain't nothing more pleasurable on this dirt bag planet than taking a dump."

MEAT LIGHTS 39 --- Ben La Rosa is sick and tired of it all. And he doesn't mind telling you why, motherfucker. Here he happily sprinkles his medulla oblongata mutilating philosophy onto your cerebral cortex after he slices your skull open with a sarcasm-laced machete.

GREAT AMERICAN DILDO --- Motel Todd's tales of dastardly white trash livin' will make you glad you're you & he's him. His puke-flavored tales allow you to live vicariously and, most importantly, safely through his low-rent life.

STRAIGHT FROM THE GARAGE --- William Bryan Massey III is an ex-punk rock drummer & hardcore Texas redneck who tells it like it is. His acute observations will expose you to yourself, with you probably not enjoying the scenery. But you'll laugh your ass off anyway.

TRUE FUCK UP: Chainsaw is a crazy bastard who survives by making it from one day to the next on lots of beer. His diatribes, culled from a life-long body shop repair existence, will finish you off like a fifth of cheap ass whiskey.

     BUKEY THE CAT'S MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
This whacky 14-year-old Tonkinese cat lives with Dirty Howie. She was adopted from the Fort Worth, Texas, Humane Society in 1995. She is very vocal and has a large vocabulary. She meows her daddy's ear off every day. So her daddy decided she needed her own column since she has so many things to meow about.


CRIMES OF FICTION offers motherfucker approved pulp fiction that is layered in sex, drugs and violence and topped off with a .38 Special sauce that'll leave you craving for more.

DEAD WEIGHT
by Dirty Howie

A semi-autobiographical account of the shitworker jobs and gut-wrenching times of a modern day drug abusing alcoholic ne'er do well.


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